natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

thekawaiiestlittlefuck:

My girlfriend asked me if ghosts masterbate
I told her “they speculate”

Him:  ok baby soo first if i was with youu id pick you up and id wrap your legs around my waist while you feell my hard thick dick pressed against your soft tight pussy lips :* , ill put you on the wall while you kiss my lips and we work our tongue in eachothers mouths & ill bite your lips while you dry hump your throbbing clit against the head of my thick dick :* ill lick from your bottom lip too the right side of your neck & ill suck your neckk and bite it while you tilt your head back and moan under your breath while your body quivers feeling a strike of chilling pleasure down your spine . thann ill take you too the bed while your pussy starts gushing a lil and i can feel it on your panties ill lick from your neck down too your chest and start too suck your left nipple while i massage your right titty with my right hand and my left hand will smoothly slide down your body and reach in your wet panties and ill put my middle finger on your pussy lips and slide it up slowly too your throbbing
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clit and rub it around & round slowly while im still sucking on your titty ill start rubbing your clit faster while youu moan in my ear and bite my ear while you arch your back . than ill take my hand out your panties put my hands under your back and grab your body and lick from your chest down too your inner right thigh while i look into your eyes & you look back while you breath heavily craving my tounge too suck on your clit :  * ill pick up your right leg & suck your inner thigh and take off your panties slowly , with my teeth . than ill get rough and rubb just out side your pussy lips and inside your thigh with my hands working back & forth rushing all the blood & cum tooo your pussy than ill put my tounge on your pussy lips and dip inside your drippin wet hot tight pussy up too your clit ill suck it as if i was sucking your tongue with your pussy dripping soo much it leaves a lil puddle on the bed youll feel my mouth suctioning your clit on my tongue as you push your hips into my m
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mouth and you start too ride my tongue as you arch your back all the way up and let a loud screaming moan out and your body starts too shake as i bring my fingers into your wet pussy slowly and i press down as you feel the cum rushing too your pussy as i lick your clit back & forth rapidly than ill turn my fingers upward in your pussy and hit your spot fast and lift your ass up your grab my head push me into your pussy and your drive your hips into my mouth and you squirt all down my throat :  * ill gargle it and get up off my knees and grab you by the back of your head nd your neck and makeout with you while we swap all your cummy mess in our mouths and it leaks & drips off our lips ;)
Me:  O.O i think i was just virtually fucked and i'm pretty sure i'm pregnant